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Hilariously Horrible Horror Movies To Watch On Halloween Halloween is arguably the greatest of all holidays. First off, as an adult, Halloween is the perfect excuse to marathon- watch the scariest, goriest, most pants- soiling horror movies available. Secondly, adults can buy their own candy, and none of it will be an eraser, gum or three dirty pennies. But what if you don't like being scared, and would rather watch a violent, gory scream- fest that makes you laugh? Well, you might be a crazy serial killer, in which case, we can't help you. But if that's not the case, check out our list of 1.

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The legendary Friday The 1. Jason who uses a machete to murder sexy teens while wearing a hockey mask. In Jason X, our favorite silent killer finds himself kidnapped by the government and cryogenically frozen. Then, 4. 45 years later, some young space travelers take his body on board their spaceship and wake him up. Because everyone is stupid in a horror movie.

Despite being bad, it's incredibly fun. You can feel that director James Isaac is just having a great time by telling the most over- the- top story he possibly can while still delivering on the violence and blood people expect. It's this wink- and- a- nod style that saves the film from being an unintelligible mess, and makes it one of the more creative installments in the franchise. Leprechaun 5: In The Hood.

The Leprechaun franchise was already sending their little green psycho up to the stars in Leprechaun 4: In Space. So what do the creators of Leprechaun think is even scarier than the void of the universe? The hood, apparently. In Leprechaun 5: In The Hood, the main heroes are two rappers named Postmaster P and Stray Bullet. At one point, they get the Leprechaun to smoke weed laced with clovers, and also the Leprechaun himself raps about being evil.

The movie is like a hip- hop Mad Libs story filled in lazy lunatics. Leprechaun 5 is full of weird, confusing racism, as is the entire Leprechaun series for that matter. But if you want a delicious insanity and stupidity sandwich, you can't ask for anything better. The Gingerdead Man.

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Serial killer Millard Findlemeyer is executed for his crimes. His ashes are given to his mother, and she mixes them into gingerbread spice mix, and then gives it to a local bakery. By the way, Millard's mother is a witch. The bakery uses the concoction (and adds some accidental employee blood, because it is a terrible, disgusting bakery) to make a large gingerbread man that comes to life and begins killing people. It's ridiculous in every sense of the word, but there is one thing that actually makes the movie rather creepy.

The voice of The Gingerdead Man is Gary Busey. No one is saying that, in real life, Gary Busey himself is a giant, humanoid gingerbread creature with a hunger for human flesh. But no one is saying he isn't, either. And the sequels are worth checking out, if only for their titles: Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion Of The Crust and Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver. Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

This is, hands down, one of the funniest horror movies you'll ever see. It follows evil aliens who look like clowns. They land on Earth in their spaceship that looks like a circus tent and proceed to kidnap people by shooting them with ray guns that somehow cocoon them in super sticky cotton candy.

It's honestly an absurd and enjoyable film. Unless, that is, you have even the slightest fear of clowns. Then it is an inescapable, hellish nightmare that will, without fail, leave you absolutely catatonic. American Horror Story: Freak Show's Twisty has nothing on Jojo the Klownzillla. That is going to stick with you for the rest of your life. Birdemic: Shock And Terror. Showtime Full Sweet Land Online Free on this page.

Birdemic has been called a lot of things. Director James Nguyen says it's a tribute to Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. Others say it's an incomprehensible travesty of film making. In reality, it's both.

The film follows the burgeoning, loving relationship between Rod and Nathalie. Meanwhile, birds are attacking everyone all the time. This seems to have no real impact on Rod and Nathalie, who are too busy being in love and ignoring the "h" that's just hanging out in the middle of her name for no reason. Eventually, the bird epidemic gets so bad they have to flee. It's one of those movies you have to see to believe. Nothing is good about it. Not one thing. And that is the best thing about it.

The acting feels like you're watching a student play put on by people with recent head injuries and the birds look like poorly- animated clip- art gifs. As for the story? Well, "story" might be too strong a word. But you pop this in with some friends (and some beers) and you simply won't stop laughing.

Silent Night Deadly Night 2. Imagine you're a movie producer in 1. Now imagine you have no money, but you need to get a movie made anyway. Well, if you were the producer of Silent Night Deadly Night 2, you'd give your director a check for $0 and tell him to just re- edit the footage from the first movie and pretend it's a sequel. That is, apparently, an actual thing that happened. Director Lee Harry refused to do that.

So instead he shot as much as he could on a shoe- string budget, and then just played clips from the first movie as flashbacks - and it's glorious. As near as is possible to tell, the story is about a kid who is a spree- shooter and also wants to murder an abusive nun. Also, it's funny somehow. Unlike a number of other movies on this list, the comedy in this one is not intentional. Don't Be Scared. Photo: ETONLINE.

Did you know rapper Master P made a horror movie called Don't Be Scared? Watch High Lane Online Free 2016 more. No, of course you didn't because it might be the worst movie ever made, and that's including the several movies on this list already that are vying for that title. Here are the highlights: It's shot like a X- rated movie from the late '8. A 4. 0- year old Master P plays a college freshman. The killer is a masked man in a black robe, but there's also a ghost. However the ghost has nothing to do with the killings or the story. She's just there for no discernible reason.

All of the extras keep glancing nervously at the camera all the time. You can't hear anything over the hip- hop soundtrack because no one ever mixed the sound levels while editing the movie.

A girl is killed by being locked in a shower. That's it. Just locked in the shower.

A regular shower, and somehow she dies from it. Like, pretty quickly. And if all of that sounds amazing, the whole thing is also less than 4.